Just for Laughs
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Words and Thoughts to live by--
~A day without sunshine is like...night.
~On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
~Remember, half the people you know are below average.
~He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
~How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!)
~OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?
~When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
~Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
~Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
~Why do psychics have to ask your name?
~Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
~Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Tag
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 38/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
Friday, November 20, 2009
SPM Blues
0_0 So I have just went through the first week of our wonderful Spm exams. I'm angry with myself for not studying earlier and harder but what's done is done. Well hell has just begun for me as now I have to suffer throught Bible Knowledge but I WILL get through this. I have no choice. Well I guess my dreams of full scholarship has pretty much flushed down the drain.
The Bm karangan wasn't exactly hard this time around but then I can't really string a bm sentence together without making at least 10 grammatical errors so I'm rather freaked out. The paper 2 wasn't so bad. Not as hard as the other papers but...still scared. Sejarah paper 1 was quite hard and complicating. I didn't know most of the answers for especially form 5 so I'm scared. I want to check my answers but I don't want to spoil my mood.
English was well english. Again easier than the other tests though I'm not very sure about the last novel question but I did what I could. I mean throughout the book no one really had a hard decision to make. Kino and Juana decided things like pop and they do it. There wasn't a part in the book where they were like should I do this? Should I not do this? Most people answered Kino throwing the Pearl into the sea as a hard decision. His son died because of the Pearl. he didn't need to think twice. He just threw the thing into the sea. Hard decision? I don't think so. Another posibility is when Juana tries to throw the Pearl into the sea. It may have been a hard decision if I were in her place. BUT we are not told the story from her point of view. We do NOT know what she was thinking so technically that is a faulty answer. Maybe I'm overanalysing everything but that's how I see it.
Englsih essay. I'm pretty satisfied with my report. The usual; nothing really special. The long essay however... I mean getting an A+ for English no problem but it doesn't mean I won't give 150% in the exam. I don't think that I did. As I left the exam hall, I didn't feel the euphoria I usually felt for finishing a story. It was like meh. I think I was rather disappointed by it. They wasn't anything outstanding about it. It was pretty average and average is not good enough for me. Maybe because people repeatedly told me to tone down for the exam so I did. I think it was a wrong decision for me. I mean my writing is nothing special. That's a fact. I mean I have the command of the language but nothing too flowery. So I have to rely on the plot to carry my story. Did I make a mistake? Did i just lose my A+ for 1119? I don't know. I have never truly been disappointed by my essays before. In fact I had half a mind to tear the paper in the exam hall and redo it but there wasn't enough time.
I have given up on an A for Sejarah. Subjective I had very little problem with after coaxing the Holy Spirit for a bit. But the essays man.... I didn't remember a thing. The whole of my third question was semua tembak and I got all wrong for that so there goes 20 marks. I don't trust the rest of the questions either. So I can only pray that the grade will be pulled down or I will get my very own B.
Ok ciao guys. Need to rest a while before continuing my studies tommorow. Hopefully Lite teacher will get a clue and not give us so much work.
The Bm karangan wasn't exactly hard this time around but then I can't really string a bm sentence together without making at least 10 grammatical errors so I'm rather freaked out. The paper 2 wasn't so bad. Not as hard as the other papers but...still scared. Sejarah paper 1 was quite hard and complicating. I didn't know most of the answers for especially form 5 so I'm scared. I want to check my answers but I don't want to spoil my mood.
English was well english. Again easier than the other tests though I'm not very sure about the last novel question but I did what I could. I mean throughout the book no one really had a hard decision to make. Kino and Juana decided things like pop and they do it. There wasn't a part in the book where they were like should I do this? Should I not do this? Most people answered Kino throwing the Pearl into the sea as a hard decision. His son died because of the Pearl. he didn't need to think twice. He just threw the thing into the sea. Hard decision? I don't think so. Another posibility is when Juana tries to throw the Pearl into the sea. It may have been a hard decision if I were in her place. BUT we are not told the story from her point of view. We do NOT know what she was thinking so technically that is a faulty answer. Maybe I'm overanalysing everything but that's how I see it.
Englsih essay. I'm pretty satisfied with my report. The usual; nothing really special. The long essay however... I mean getting an A+ for English no problem but it doesn't mean I won't give 150% in the exam. I don't think that I did. As I left the exam hall, I didn't feel the euphoria I usually felt for finishing a story. It was like meh. I think I was rather disappointed by it. They wasn't anything outstanding about it. It was pretty average and average is not good enough for me. Maybe because people repeatedly told me to tone down for the exam so I did. I think it was a wrong decision for me. I mean my writing is nothing special. That's a fact. I mean I have the command of the language but nothing too flowery. So I have to rely on the plot to carry my story. Did I make a mistake? Did i just lose my A+ for 1119? I don't know. I have never truly been disappointed by my essays before. In fact I had half a mind to tear the paper in the exam hall and redo it but there wasn't enough time.
I have given up on an A for Sejarah. Subjective I had very little problem with after coaxing the Holy Spirit for a bit. But the essays man.... I didn't remember a thing. The whole of my third question was semua tembak and I got all wrong for that so there goes 20 marks. I don't trust the rest of the questions either. So I can only pray that the grade will be pulled down or I will get my very own B.
Ok ciao guys. Need to rest a while before continuing my studies tommorow. Hopefully Lite teacher will get a clue and not give us so much work.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (RED the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
I woke up it was 7
I waited till 11
Just to figure out that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
And here it goes
Oh...it's so annoying when you want to write something but it involves too many people that I can't write it. It's just begging to come out but... nah I can't...too dangerous. I'm being too open about what I write, these things must be kept inside...It's so tempting though trying to get people to understand the person inside. Argh! Enough!!!
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Tonight...
So I think I got pretty decent marks for trials. Not so bad...I know I could have done better but what the hell man. No point emoing about it. I'm pretty surprised with my Lite marks. Didn't expect to get an A but hey I got it. I'm pretty disappointed with my English marks but whatever lar I don't care anymore. Paper 2 was probably too careless or something. I'm so angry with m
yself. Paper 1...no comment. I'm just confused but whatever lar. I'm pretty worried about the whole A+ thing. I know it's just some government bullshit. Stupid assholes who have nothing better to do with their lives.
And maybe when the night is dead, I'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes
Oh yea I can't believe I forgot all about this. Nice to have you back Helen. You too Jason, hope you are doing well. You guys gave me a scare but it's all well and done. Lol the class has become way too quiet withot you guys. So sorry I didn't see either of you in the hospital. I got the news pretty late. XD
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Stupid thing is still bugging me. Argh!!!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
And every night is the worst night ever
I'm just a kid [repeat x5
The Super Junior madness is driving me up the wall.It's so annoying. Who cares about a bunch a Korean guys? Korean guys are just so not hot. The only Korean guys I can stand are those from America. (Yea Ais you know who I'm talking about) What kind of a band has more than 10 members? Even 7 members are too many for me. More than 10? There is just nothing appealing about them. Pik Ee I understand. For some reason Koreans are her thing. Bleargh! Syiks I'll never understand. Why Koreans? Japs are so much better.
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world.
Wow I just noticed the sequel to Liar Game was coming out really soon. Like in the middle of SPM. Shit!!! I can't wait. The hero is so damn handsome (so much better than Siwon). Doesn't need to be a pretty boy to look good. Squeeeeeeeeee!!! Though i wonder how they are going to go about the story since they already ended pretty well in the first series. Haha we'll see.
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me tonight
I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause I'm just a kid tonight
I waited till 11
Just to figure out that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
And here it goes
Oh...it's so annoying when you want to write something but it involves too many people that I can't write it. It's just begging to come out but... nah I can't...too dangerous. I'm being too open about what I write, these things must be kept inside...It's so tempting though trying to get people to understand the person inside. Argh! Enough!!!
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Tonight...
So I think I got pretty decent marks for trials. Not so bad...I know I could have done better but what the hell man. No point emoing about it. I'm pretty surprised with my Lite marks. Didn't expect to get an A but hey I got it. I'm pretty disappointed with my English marks but whatever lar I don't care anymore. Paper 2 was probably too careless or something. I'm so angry with m
yself. Paper 1...no comment. I'm just confused but whatever lar. I'm pretty worried about the whole A+ thing. I know it's just some government bullshit. Stupid assholes who have nothing better to do with their lives.
And maybe when the night is dead, I'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes
Oh yea I can't believe I forgot all about this. Nice to have you back Helen. You too Jason, hope you are doing well. You guys gave me a scare but it's all well and done. Lol the class has become way too quiet withot you guys. So sorry I didn't see either of you in the hospital. I got the news pretty late. XD
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Stupid thing is still bugging me. Argh!!!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
And every night is the worst night ever
I'm just a kid [repeat x5
The Super Junior madness is driving me up the wall.It's so annoying. Who cares about a bunch a Korean guys? Korean guys are just so not hot. The only Korean guys I can stand are those from America. (Yea Ais you know who I'm talking about) What kind of a band has more than 10 members? Even 7 members are too many for me. More than 10? There is just nothing appealing about them. Pik Ee I understand. For some reason Koreans are her thing. Bleargh! Syiks I'll never understand. Why Koreans? Japs are so much better.
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world.
Wow I just noticed the sequel to Liar Game was coming out really soon. Like in the middle of SPM. Shit!!! I can't wait. The hero is so damn handsome (so much better than Siwon). Doesn't need to be a pretty boy to look good. Squeeeeeeeeee!!! Though i wonder how they are going to go about the story since they already ended pretty well in the first series. Haha we'll see.
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me tonight
I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause I'm just a kid tonight
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Small town homecoming queen
She's the star in this scene
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin, perfect hair
Perfumed hearts everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutaunt
Everything that you want
Never to harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her
I see my friends and I dread the end of the year. What are the chances of us keeping in touch after the school year ends? Maybe Pik Ee, Aisyah, Kuan Ngee, still will contact I don't know lar... But what about the rest Helen, Sarah, Syikin, Lets, Steph, the boys etc. It does feel like we won't see each other again no matter what anyone says. I know I'll miss everyone so much and yet...People say lets move to another chapter... but why must we leave everyone behind?
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Oh and I'm just the girl next door
Haha that's about it guys. Enjoy the holidays and good luck for trials. Miss you guys.
I don't know why I'm feeling sorry for myself
I spend all my time wishing that I was someone else
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
I get a little bit, she gets a little more
She's Miss America and... she's Miss America
I'm just the girl next door...
She's the star in this scene
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin, perfect hair
Perfumed hearts everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her
Urgh! Trials are in about a weeks time. I should be studying but meh... It's annoying when I just have this sudden burst of depression. Not upset mind you just rather sudden bursts of helplessness and sadness. Maybe it's the exams coming up but I dunno. Sometimes I can pin the blame on something or rather like bitches or trust issues or just the whole I hate my life thing. The thing is I'm ok sometimes or when I should be angry I'm just blargh! It's annoying.
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
I always had some sort of plan after SPM. Lepak kau kau until the results came out (maybe a part-time job). Maybe a chance to go Australia. NS has ruin it. Those idiots can't even tell us when is our batch so I can join a college that clashes wih the time. Right now I'm like WTH am I suppose to do. I can't compare scholarships if I want to go for the January intake as most of them are after SPM results. I may not even get a chance to go Australia because of all this confusion. I feel so... dragged... like everything has spun out of control.
Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutaunt
Everything that you want
Never to harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her
I see my friends and I dread the end of the year. What are the chances of us keeping in touch after the school year ends? Maybe Pik Ee, Aisyah, Kuan Ngee, still will contact I don't know lar... But what about the rest Helen, Sarah, Syikin, Lets, Steph, the boys etc. It does feel like we won't see each other again no matter what anyone says. I know I'll miss everyone so much and yet...People say lets move to another chapter... but why must we leave everyone behind?
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Oh and I'm just the girl next door
Haha that's about it guys. Enjoy the holidays and good luck for trials. Miss you guys.
I don't know why I'm feeling sorry for myself
I spend all my time wishing that I was someone else
She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
I get a little bit, she gets a little more
She's Miss America and... she's Miss America
I'm just the girl next door...
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Wow, did you know in Japan they actually ask each other their blood type when dating, business, etc. They say that blood types hold peoples personality. After searching it I had to agree.
Type A
People with blood type A have a deep-rooted strength that helps them stay calm in a crisis when everyone else is panicking. However, they tend to avoid confrontation, and feel very uncomfortable around people. A types are shy and sometimes withdrawn. They seek harmony and are very polite, but all the same feel that they never really fit in with others. A types are very responsible. If there is a job to be done, they prefer to take care of it themselves. These people crave success and are perfectionists. They are also very creative, and the most artistic of all the blood types, most likely because of their sensitivity.
Compatible with As and ABs
Anime Characters with A blood type
Type A
People with blood type A have a deep-rooted strength that helps them stay calm in a crisis when everyone else is panicking. However, they tend to avoid confrontation, and feel very uncomfortable around people. A types are shy and sometimes withdrawn. They seek harmony and are very polite, but all the same feel that they never really fit in with others. A types are very responsible. If there is a job to be done, they prefer to take care of it themselves. These people crave success and are perfectionists. They are also very creative, and the most artistic of all the blood types, most likely because of their sensitivity.
Are usually composed and mild-tempered most of the time and is reliable and trustworthy. They may suppress their own emotions and appear strong, but they also have a fragile and nervous side as well. Because they are constantly trying to make themselves ideally what they think they should be, they are usually hard on others who are not of the same nature. These people tend to be surrounded by people of their same temperament.
Type A – The Farmer
Famous A’s (ewwwwwwwww) |
Compatible with As and ABs
Anime Characters with A blood type
- Yagami Light (Death Note)
- Mello (Death Note)
- Mikami Teru (Death Note)
- Genjyo Sanzo (Saiyuki)
- Yuffie Kisaragi (Final Fantasy VII/Advent Children)
- Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII/Advent Children)
- Irvine Kinneas (Final Fantasy VIII)
- Quistes Trepe (Final Fantasy VIII)
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Draco In Leather Pants Syndrome
Hahahaha it seems it's official that i have the syndrome. Ok...What is it? The definition is pretty much when a fandom takes a controversial or downright villainous character and downplays his flaws, often turning him into an object of desire in the process.
Sounds familiar? So me. I mean come on Draco IS the most obvious example. This is a quote from Arizona Bay which pretty much explains it.
"I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'"
Believe me, I've said/thought most of those things. Seriously Lucifer is the ultimate victim of the DiLP Syndrome.
Examples of my poor victims from tvtropes.org:-
Bleach Ok Bleach has way too many DiLP characters.
1) Ichimaru Gin - Evil asshole in every way and yet sigh...Perfect
2) Grimmjow - Definitely a jerk...Haven't decided I liked him yet but if I do DiLP
God Child
1) Cain - I don't think he is a jerk at all nor deserving of this title but still...Sigh
2) Jizabel - Ok how can you want to make your brother suffer so much just because daddy pays more attention to him? Seriously bastard of the highest account and I love him.
Comic Books
1) Lex Luthor - Blame Smallville but still Lex is all for me, asshole or not.
2) Dr Doom - Ok this guy confused me for the longest time but Julian just sealed the deal for me.
Hellboy 2
1) Prince Nuada - Not really. He was a bit annoying to me but I never really saw him as an asshole but I just can't stand the hints of twincest.
Heroes
1) Sylar - I never really loved him before but definitely enjoyed his (lick) sexual appeal.
2) Adam - Hmm...tvtropes.org never classified him but I guess he is since he does have a couple assholic moments.
Charmed
1) Cole - Julian...you spoil me dear.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1) Pre-soul Spike - Spikey stay away from that Slayer-bitch. You deserve so much better.
Final Fantasy 7
1) Sephiroth - Draco of all Dracos. Sigh
Heroes
1) Sylar - I never really loved him before but definitely enjoyed his (lick) sexual appeal.
2) Adam - Hmm...tvtropes.org never classified him but I guess he is since he does have a couple assholic moments.
Last but not least:-
Everyone one Alan Rickman has ever played!!!
Alan Rickman rocks as an actor and I have so idea why but even the villians are all so yummy. Allllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
Hahahaha it seems it's official that i have the syndrome. Ok...What is it? The definition is pretty much when a fandom takes a controversial or downright villainous character and downplays his flaws, often turning him into an object of desire in the process.
Sounds familiar? So me. I mean come on Draco IS the most obvious example. This is a quote from Arizona Bay which pretty much explains it.
"I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' 'He's Satan!' 'You don't know him like I do.' 'He's the Prince of Darkness!' 'I can change him.'"
Believe me, I've said/thought most of those things. Seriously Lucifer is the ultimate victim of the DiLP Syndrome.
Examples of my poor victims from tvtropes.org:-
Bleach Ok Bleach has way too many DiLP characters.
1) Ichimaru Gin - Evil asshole in every way and yet sigh...Perfect
2) Grimmjow - Definitely a jerk...Haven't decided I liked him yet but if I do DiLP
God Child
1) Cain - I don't think he is a jerk at all nor deserving of this title but still...Sigh
2) Jizabel - Ok how can you want to make your brother suffer so much just because daddy pays more attention to him? Seriously bastard of the highest account and I love him.
Comic Books
1) Lex Luthor - Blame Smallville but still Lex is all for me, asshole or not.
2) Dr Doom - Ok this guy confused me for the longest time but Julian just sealed the deal for me.
Hellboy 2
1) Prince Nuada - Not really. He was a bit annoying to me but I never really saw him as an asshole but I just can't stand the hints of twincest.
Heroes
1) Sylar - I never really loved him before but definitely enjoyed his (lick) sexual appeal.
2) Adam - Hmm...tvtropes.org never classified him but I guess he is since he does have a couple assholic moments.
Charmed
1) Cole - Julian...you spoil me dear.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1) Pre-soul Spike - Spikey stay away from that Slayer-bitch. You deserve so much better.
Final Fantasy 7
1) Sephiroth - Draco of all Dracos. Sigh
Heroes
1) Sylar - I never really loved him before but definitely enjoyed his (lick) sexual appeal.
2) Adam - Hmm...tvtropes.org never classified him but I guess he is since he does have a couple assholic moments.
Last but not least:-
Everyone one Alan Rickman has ever played!!!
Alan Rickman rocks as an actor and I have so idea why but even the villians are all so yummy. Allllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Spoiler Alert! For those of you who don't want to spoil Harry Potter 6, Then don't read.
Ok I just watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and seriously I thought in some ways it was better than the previous craps. Ok there were things I didn't like but we'll get to that later. What I loved about Harry Potter: Tom Felton. Seriously OMG he played Draco so well even I'm in awe. I mean reading the book, i mean we get that Draco's a child he shouldn't do this and all that but Tom Felton convinced me that he was a 16 year old boy. One year younger than I am. he shouldn't have to go through this crap. When he broke down in the toilet I felt wow, he never meant to hurt Kate and the Dark Lord is seriously asking way too much of it. Tom Felton convinced me of this more than JK Rowling ever could.
I did not, however like the fight scene in the bathroom. Too much boom. I mean seriously, it was obvious they were both aiming to kill and that was a bit too much. I did not feel the OMG Draco! that I did when I read the book (even for the 5th time). It was so meh. Boo hoo he's bleeding so what? That in my opinion was disappointing.
Ok what else... Alan Rickman was brilliant as usual, that goes without saying. However, the one thing I do not like about it was the loss of Severus' temper. If anything, I think that that is Severus' biggest flaws. His temper and his ability to hold grudges. With no offence to the brilliant Sir Alan Rickman, I am very disappointed with the loss of this flare. I mean I LOVE tortured Snape. I mean that IS how I envisioned it but the temper...I dunno...without the temper, something is missing. Ah yes...another thing, when Snape murdered Dumbledore, can anyone else say Obvious Much that Severus is good? Seriously, the book, there was the obvious parts but it even put a fear in the deepest fans hearts. 'Is Severus Snape good?' The movie did not even let us question that. It was so obvious that Snape wanted no part of it, not even a little like a spy showing his true colours.
I absolutely hated Remus and Tonks in this one. 'Come on Darling'. WHAT? When did they get together? How could they just slam them together without any scenes or proof? OMG how could they just do that. Remus and Tonks are spoiled in my eyes forever.
I think the scene where Dumbledore had to drink the potion was just bloody brilliant. Seriously, no truer accuracy and finally Michael Gambon redeemed himself as Albus Dumbledore. The over-dramatism was gone. He wasn't as calm as the first one but good enough.
I hated the burning of the Burrow. It served no purpose but to provide action in the story. Why add that and take away the battle at Hogwarts? I think that would worked so much better. The scene where everyone was at the Hospital Wing and Harry tells them what happened was something that should not have been left out. That could have seriously worked wonderfully.
Horace Slughorn...nothing special...kinda from the book so there's nothing to say... Lavander...annoying but hey, that's the book.
Ah yes...the whole stupid movie... Ok I hated the fact they just spoon-fed us the information from the start. I mean why did they have to tell everyone about the cupboard? Granted it gave draco more screen time but it didn't let the audience question WTH was going on. Why did they make it so obvious that Dumbledore was Draco's target? Why could they let the audience think. I think that is the biggest disappointment. Everything was spoon fed I didn't even need to use my brain.
Romance was all kinda good lar. The Harry/Ginny thing a bit too much since Ginny was still dating Dean. Lying cheat but it wasn't so bad. Emma did a wonderful job without sounding whinny like the previous movies. However everytime Harry comforted her the song 'Gay Boyfriend' wouldn't stop playing in my head.
All in all not so bad, but I still rather have a change of director. I'm praying now they won't get rid of the Penisieve scene in book 7. Good night!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Tag 10 people after you're done!
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 5
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab.
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
#MY TOTAL: 2
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 3
1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 6
1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 4
Grand Total: 24 -- I'm average
If You Have Less Than 10: write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10: write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20: write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30: write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40: write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50: write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60: write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70: Write [I should be dead]
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 5
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab.
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
#MY TOTAL: 2
1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 3
1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 6
1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 1
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 4
Grand Total: 24 -- I'm average
If You Have Less Than 10: write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10: write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20: write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30: write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40: write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50: write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60: write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70: Write [I should be dead]
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Happy Birthday Aisyah!
Wow, can't believe it's been 11 years since we've met. Haha I feel really old now. Enjoy your birthday and Good Luck in SPM.
Wow ok, way too many things to blog about today. I have this stupid flu/cough/sore throat/headache that's getting on my nerves. So I'm skipping school for 2 days.Ok partly because I'm lazy but still...
Ok I'm posting a warning here. While not as emo as my last post, this might be interpreted as racist, cynical and angry (I'm perfectly calm now) so for those of you who are small hearted (haha direct translation) then please don't read. Ok so I'm watching the Michael Jackson funeral and they were singing the songs promoting World Peace like We are the Children and Heal the World. They are talking about World Harmony and all that crap and it got me thinking is World Peace truly achievable. I mean everyone is racist. Whether a little or alot. Hell all my friends are racist. I don't think you could even name one who wasn't. It's just the degree or level of racistness. ( That is so not a word.)
I happily admit I'm racist. I hate the bunch of people who rule my country but it doesn't mean I stay away from them or do hate crimes. Hell, in form 1 almost all my friends were malay. However they prove to me why I don't like these people. It's not that I don't give them a chance it's how it is.
Ok back to the subject. I have no idea how bad is racism in America right now but I'll just assume that they are better than us (At least they have a voice.) Now I'm not saying that TV is law but I'm sure that there is certain truth in it. Now whenever a white person kills a black person, the community accuses him of being racist. If the court can't pin it on the man, the whole black (& minorities) assume they the judge or jury are racist. Again I'm assuming that the racist conditions between black and whites are better than ours after all that crap they've been through. I mean there are those racist people but aren't the blacks being racist as well? There may not be wars, but how long will it take for the community not to look at color? Don't get me wrong, I know it's not the blacks fault, it's been embedded in their mindset. Just like in this country. The malays have the mindset that they deserve more then any other race. The chinese have the mindset that the malays are lazy pigs who get everything free. The indians think that they are being oppressed by everyone (but mostly the malays.)
Indians I know who I thought were these nice fellows began to show racism to the chinese. Then there are those mango chinese who have a problem with indians because they are black (like wth?). And of course my dear friend had a problem with Jesus being played by an Indian person in a play. Hello? Jesus wasn't chinese either. The best are the people fighting that Jesus IS their race. Hello? Jesus wasn't white or black or oriental or hispanic or arabian or jewish...wait...he was...
Malaysians aren't allowed to go to Israel because Israel is/was warring with Arab. This shouldn't have anything to do with us. We are Malaysians not Arabian descendants. (Er...I hope you understand what I mean by that) We are forced (malays mostly) to support Arab in the war just because they share the same religion. Israelites are not welcomed into our country. Hello? Wake up people. The war does not involve US it involves two parties who have been fighting forever for a piece of land that used to belong to Israel but now it belongs to Arab so get a grip people. You don't see Indonesia still trying to claim Malaysia because they used to own us. However I firmly believe that if it belongs to someone give it back. I find it pathetic that they are fighting for this 'Holy Land' when the Arabians already have their own Holy Place. Why fight? No offense to anyone but I firmly believe Jerusalem belongs to the Jews, they have lived there forever. The Muslims claim it is theirs because they claim they are God's chosen people. Hello? Christians and Jews claim that as well. (I believe we are all God's people) We are fighting for something that only God can decide.
I don't think I need to tell you about Malaysia I think you people know yourself how bad it is. If Malaysia can have true racial harmony, any country can. Ok that's about all I can think of writing. Can we heal the world? We can try. Can the world achieve World Peace? I'm sorry but I truly doubt it. I remember this one time we were doing a seni project with Aisyah and Li Chin and we were suppose to just to this mobile. I suggested that we take the sign of all the religions of the world and hang them together showing unity. They told me it was too controversial. Tell me, how can unity between religions be controversial? Is it because people rather have the supremacy of one?
Ok I'm posting a warning here. While not as emo as my last post, this might be interpreted as racist, cynical and angry (I'm perfectly calm now) so for those of you who are small hearted (haha direct translation) then please don't read. Ok so I'm watching the Michael Jackson funeral and they were singing the songs promoting World Peace like We are the Children and Heal the World. They are talking about World Harmony and all that crap and it got me thinking is World Peace truly achievable. I mean everyone is racist. Whether a little or alot. Hell all my friends are racist. I don't think you could even name one who wasn't. It's just the degree or level of racistness. ( That is so not a word.)
I happily admit I'm racist. I hate the bunch of people who rule my country but it doesn't mean I stay away from them or do hate crimes. Hell, in form 1 almost all my friends were malay. However they prove to me why I don't like these people. It's not that I don't give them a chance it's how it is.
Ok back to the subject. I have no idea how bad is racism in America right now but I'll just assume that they are better than us (At least they have a voice.) Now I'm not saying that TV is law but I'm sure that there is certain truth in it. Now whenever a white person kills a black person, the community accuses him of being racist. If the court can't pin it on the man, the whole black (& minorities) assume they the judge or jury are racist. Again I'm assuming that the racist conditions between black and whites are better than ours after all that crap they've been through. I mean there are those racist people but aren't the blacks being racist as well? There may not be wars, but how long will it take for the community not to look at color? Don't get me wrong, I know it's not the blacks fault, it's been embedded in their mindset. Just like in this country. The malays have the mindset that they deserve more then any other race. The chinese have the mindset that the malays are lazy pigs who get everything free. The indians think that they are being oppressed by everyone (but mostly the malays.)
Indians I know who I thought were these nice fellows began to show racism to the chinese. Then there are those mango chinese who have a problem with indians because they are black (like wth?). And of course my dear friend had a problem with Jesus being played by an Indian person in a play. Hello? Jesus wasn't chinese either. The best are the people fighting that Jesus IS their race. Hello? Jesus wasn't white or black or oriental or hispanic or arabian or jewish...wait...he was...
Malaysians aren't allowed to go to Israel because Israel is/was warring with Arab. This shouldn't have anything to do with us. We are Malaysians not Arabian descendants. (Er...I hope you understand what I mean by that) We are forced (malays mostly) to support Arab in the war just because they share the same religion. Israelites are not welcomed into our country. Hello? Wake up people. The war does not involve US it involves two parties who have been fighting forever for a piece of land that used to belong to Israel but now it belongs to Arab so get a grip people. You don't see Indonesia still trying to claim Malaysia because they used to own us. However I firmly believe that if it belongs to someone give it back. I find it pathetic that they are fighting for this 'Holy Land' when the Arabians already have their own Holy Place. Why fight? No offense to anyone but I firmly believe Jerusalem belongs to the Jews, they have lived there forever. The Muslims claim it is theirs because they claim they are God's chosen people. Hello? Christians and Jews claim that as well. (I believe we are all God's people) We are fighting for something that only God can decide.
I don't think I need to tell you about Malaysia I think you people know yourself how bad it is. If Malaysia can have true racial harmony, any country can. Ok that's about all I can think of writing. Can we heal the world? We can try. Can the world achieve World Peace? I'm sorry but I truly doubt it. I remember this one time we were doing a seni project with Aisyah and Li Chin and we were suppose to just to this mobile. I suggested that we take the sign of all the religions of the world and hang them together showing unity. They told me it was too controversial. Tell me, how can unity between religions be controversial? Is it because people rather have the supremacy of one?
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Thursday, July 02, 2009
BOYS NOT ALLOWED
Last Sunday I went to watch this play called Good Body...It was touching...life-changing (kinda). I can't explain what it is about maybe I should just post the intro
In the midst of a war in Iraq, in a time of escalating global terrorism, when civil liberties are disappearing as fast as the ozone layer, when one out of three women in the world will be beaten or raped in her life time, why write a play about my stomach?
Last Sunday I went to watch this play called Good Body...It was touching...life-changing (kinda). I can't explain what it is about maybe I should just post the intro
In the midst of a war in Iraq, in a time of escalating global terrorism, when civil liberties are disappearing as fast as the ozone layer, when one out of three women in the world will be beaten or raped in her life time, why write a play about my stomach?
Maybe because my stomach is one thing I feel I have control over, or maybe because I have hoped that my stomach is something I could get control over. Maybe because I see how my stomach has come to occupy my attention, I see how other women’s stomachs or butts or thighs or hair or skin have come to occupy their attention, so that we have very little left for the war in Iraq—or much else, for that matter.When a group of ethnically diverse, economically disadvantaged women in the United States was recently asked about the one thing they would change in their lives if they could, the majority of these women said they would lose weight. Maybe I identify with these women because I have bought into the idea that if my stomach were flat, then I would be good, and I would be safe. I would be protected.I would be accepted, admired, important,loved. Maybe because for most of my life I have felt wrong, dirty, guilty, and bad, and my stomach is the carrier, the pouch for all that self-hatred. Maybe because my stomach has become the repository for my sorrow, my childhood scars, my unfulfilled ambition,my unexpressed rage. Like a toxic dump, it is where the explosive trajectories collide—the Judeo-Christian imperative to be good; the patriarchal mandate that women be quiet, be less; the consumer-state imperative to be better, which is based on the assumption that you are born wrong and bad, and that being better always involves spending money, lots of money. Maybe because, as the world rapidly divides into fundamentalist camps, reductive sound bites, and polarizing platitudes, an exploration of my stomach and the life therein has the potential to shatter these dangerous constraints.
The Good Body began with me and my particular obsession with my “imperfect” stomach. I have charted this self-hatred, recorded it, tried to follow it back to its source. Here, I am my own victim, my own perpetrator. Of course, the tools of my self victimization have been made readily available. The pattern of the perfect body has been programmed into me since birth. But whatever the cultural influences and pressures, my preoccupation with my flab, my constant dieting, exercising, worrying, is self imposed.I pick up the magazines. I buy into the ideal. I believe that blond, flat girls have the secret. What is far more frightening than narcissism is the zeal for self-mutilation that is spreading, infecting the world.
I have been to more than forty countries in the last six years. I have seen the rampant and insidious poisoning: skin-lightening creams sell as fast as toothpaste in Africa and Asia; the mothers of eight-year-olds in America remove their daughters’ ribs so they will not have to worry about dieting; five-year-olds in Manhattan do strict asanas so they won’t embarrass their parents in public by being chubby; girls vomit and starve themselves in China and Fiji and everywhere; (Korean women remove Asia from their eyelids)I think of you Pik Ee. . . the list goes on and on.
I have been in a dialogue with my stomach for the past three years. I have entered my belly—the dark wet underworld—to get at the secrets there. I have talked with women in surgical centers in Beverly Hills; on the sensual beaches of Rio de Janeiro;in the gyms of Mumbai, New York, Moscow; in the hectic and crowded beauty salons of Istanbul, South Africa, and Rome. Except for a rare few, the women I met loathed at least one part of their body. There was almost always one part that they longed to change, that they had a medicine cabinet full of products devoted to transforming or hiding or reducing or straightening or lightening. Just about every woman believed that if she could just get that part right, everything else would work out. Of course, it is an endless heartbreaking campaign.
This play is my prayer, my attempt to analyze the mechanisms of our imprisonment, to break free so that we may spend more time running the world than running away from it; so that we may be consumed by the sorrow of the world rather than consuming to avoid that sorrow and suffering. This play is an expression of my hope, my desire, that we will all refuse to be Barbie, that we will say no to the loss of the particular, whether it be to a voluptuous woman in a silk sari, or a woman with defining lines of character in her face, or a distinguishing nose, or olive toned skin, or wild curly hair.
I am stepping off the capitalist treadmill. I am going to take a deep breath and find a way to survive not being flat or perfect. I am inviting you to join me,to stop trying to be anything, anyone other than who you are. I was moved by women in Africa who lived close to the earth and didn’t understand what it meant to not love their body. I was lifted by older women in India who celebrated their roundness. I was inspired by Marion Woodman, a great Jungian analyst, who gave me confidence to trust what I know. She has said that “instead of transcending ourselves, we must move into ourselves.”Tell the image makers and magazine sellers and the plastic surgeons that you are not afraid. That what you fear the most is the death of imagination and originality and metaphor and passion. Then be bold and LOVE YOUR BODY. STOP FIXING IT. It was never broken.
I started weeping around the bolded text. Mainly I blame PMS but yea I felt it. I understood exactly what they mean. I understood what it was like to think that things would be SO different if I was thinner, prettier, perfect. What is it like to love your body? Thin girls want to gain weight, fat girls want to lose it. Short girls want to grow taller, Tall girls wish they were shorter. It's a been there, done that formula. No one is ever happy. Why? It's disturbing to watch stick-thin girls starve themselves to lose weight when I see myself do nothing about mine. Guilty, dirty, bad. Those words always ring in my head when I look in the mirror. save to say I stopped looking. Until now I can't find a single thing I can like about myself.
I used to be proud I had big breasts. That's what people looked for right? My mother never failed to remind me how much bigger my breasts were from hers. Hello? You're not part Indian, I am. it's in the genes. Not only that, you weren't stuff with a shot-load of hormones from KFC. Then y'know people start talking. I can't remember who, but then someone casually mentioned to me once that chinese boys never like girls with big boobs. They find it too (can't remember the chinese word she used) showy or something. Ok it was obvious she was talking to me. Then of course we have people like Pik Ee and Celeste saying how big my breasts were. I remember telling Pik Ee about how chickens nowadays had hormones injected in them and that's why men were developing boobs. 'Oh looks like you ate too much chicken lar.' she answered. Ouch! Thanks alot Pik Ee. That was the boost of self-confidence I needed. Of course then we got Kuan Ngee and the chinese girls in our class bitching and making fun of Reka's enormous boobs. So yea now I officially HATE my breasts.
There was this one line in the play that I remembered so well and was pretty touched by. There was this 80 year old character talking about the numerous plastic surgeries she had done mainly because her mother always told her she was never beautiful and all that crap. They she said that her husband told her she was beautiful as she was. She said that didn't count because 'He loves me'. That's what I never understand. Parents say they love you so why can't they ever say you are perfect the way you are. Half of the people on Good Body were disturbed because of their parents. Why are they so caught up in this image thing as well? Friends. What does it matter if you are bigger, smaller, fatter, thinner than one another? It is not affecting them in any way. I remember Kuan Ngee bitched continuously in Form 3 & 4 about how fat Raihan was. What does it matter to her if Raihan was fat or not. She wasn't stealing your food or taking your place. What does it matter to her? People wonder why I don't feel safe around Kuan Ngee. God knows whether she is telling Pik Ee about how fat I am or how big my boobs are.
I remember telling myself after the play I wouldn't feel so insecure anymore. This is my life, not my parents, not my friends and definitely not the guy who may or may not take me for prom. Yea i woul love a boyfriend, but I don't need a guy to tell me how beautiful I am. Well, that's what I told myself. It's not that bad as before but dreams are tempting. I would give anything to be safe, protected, accepted, admired, important and most of all loved.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
R.I.P
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
Ok I was totally shock when I heard the news. I was seriously like WTF? I felt sad y'know that this guy, this artist is dead. However I can't say that Michael Jackson changed my life and all that crap. I mean when they were playing his songs throughout the day he dies I was like 'OMG MJ sang this not some random female'. But seriously I liked most of his songs but I never grew up with the music. Wrong time period. he was just the guy on TV who I kept 4gettin whether he Was a guy or a girl. With my 'mature' mind, the next I knew about him was that disgusting child molester. I was like, who cares if he's a great singer, he's a freakin pervert. Then again, it was then I realized that Hollywood was never beautiful. It was filled with 'ugly' people. So who was MJ to me? He was just that guy. That singer. The one Weird Al makes wonderful parodies of. I can just conclude that MJ meant very little to me. So can someone tell me why was I sad when he died? A reaction to death? I remember that ep on House where the Cutthroat Bitch was dying and everyone went to pay their respects. Kutner was like 'we didn't even like her'; Foreman answers 'She wasn't dying then.' Is that what death is? People will only wonder about you after you are dead. It was like this ad about Pope John Paul II I used to see. When he was alive no one knew him or cared about him or even bothered to listen to him. And yet when he died, he got so much attention. Everyone knew him. Everyone knew what he was preaching about. Is this life? is this death? Did I feel sad 4 MJ because he was dead? I never cared about him but I felt a trace of the pin his fans felt worldwide. Is this what it's like when someone dies?
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Hehe erm...nothing much to say so erm yea...
How well do you know me?
Yea it's this quiz everyone was doing on facebook. So yea, pretty easy for anyone who heard me rant in my life. So yea, try it out. Good luck guys
How well do you know me?
Yea it's this quiz everyone was doing on facebook. So yea, pretty easy for anyone who heard me rant in my life. So yea, try it out. Good luck guys
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Woah...Went to Sunway with some of the wonderful people in our class. We were supposed to watch a movie than go ice skating. The others went to see Night at the Museum 2 where else me, Pik Ee and Kuan Ngee went to see Star Trek cause Pik Ee already saw Night at the Museum. I didn't mind either way, anything was better than the bloody Angels and Demons. I was more keen to see Night as I just watched the first one a few days ago again. I didn't mind watching Star Trek tho as I really, really wanted to see how Zachary(Sylar) would do as Spock. Turned out Star Trek was great. It wasn't so cliche as most movies seriously.
(Major spoiler alerts throughout the post. If possible ignore everything in purple if u dun wanna spoil the story. If u can't ignore the whole post and jump to the last 2 paragraphs) I mean I expected Kirk to get the girl, not Spock and it happened without the whole rivalry thing. And of course, future Spock didn't go back to the future.
So anyway, the characters were all lovable which surprised me. I mean I don't like all the characters in the show. Especially the girl, but they did it in such a way that you had no choice but to. The three captains (not Kirk) showed real leadership and knew how to protect their crew.
The one one the far left is this cute Russian kid, Chevov or something. His English is really funny. Wictor,Wictor! ANyway, he's funny cute and likable oh and he's 17.
Next to him is James T. Kirk our very own hero. Ok he's hot. Not my type but even I have to admit he's hot. Dun really like his typical hero character but he is pretty well done (sorry I like mine rare XD). This pic so doesn't display his hotness. He's funny as well, says the most random things at times. 'I am Spock!' '...Bullshit!' Think he acted in Princess Diaries 2 or something. He's cool but I'll never forgive him for taunting Sylar oops I mean Spock like that even if Future Spock told him to. PoorSy-I mean Spock.
Besides him, towards the back it Scotty. Nice accent, can't remember from where tho. He's funny and I love his pet 'monkey'. It's eyes are creepy tho.
Besides him towards the front is Dr. Bones. His real name is Leonard(wth?) can't remember why they called him bones. At first I thought he was going to be the annoying divorced fella' but other than the first time, the divorce was never mentioned. Good fellow.
Ok next to him is Sulu(what kind of name is that?) Not sure what race he is(him or the actor). Read from somewhere he was Jap(Sulu). I was so sure he would die but then I recognize the name Sulu...wasn't he part of the crew? Then I knew he was safe. Haha I kept imagining Kumar(Harold and Kumar) popping out from the back tho.
Next to him is Uhura. Anything good I can say about her is spoilers so: I respect her cause they didn't try to do the whole love triangle and she being torn thing. They kept her loyal. Even then she knew when to comfort Spock and when to just back down. She isn't one of those clingy girls who get pissed off when their boy doesn't share his feelings. All in all I like her (I hardly like female characters) because she is different and she didn't steal screen time like all the other 'heroines'.
Last but not least Sy-Spock. Ok I mean like wow. I mean no real complaints except for the hair. The first Spock wears it better. As Pik Ee would say the 'Ah Wong hairstyle'(some canto show about a mentally retard man) It was so weird hearing him sprout all this logical, scientifical crap. Like Bones said: I'm not a physicist. Pik Ee, Zachary is HOT! I went to forums and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. I so wished I was Uhura. :'( He's a mighty fine kisser. Acting as superb, like most brilliant actors, he can convey emotions with his eyes. Haha obsessed rant again. I'm just so happy there are gonna be sequels. Tried to watch the first season. Couldn't stand the graphics and could barely understand them. Gave up.
So anyway, it was so weird watching a movie with Pik Ee. She was so emotional throughout the movie. She was already teary eyed at the start. WTH? it wasn't even sad. Of course when I felt sad at the middle I had to keep telling myself 'You're wearing eye-liner, luv. You so dun want to smudge it.' Stupid PMS. I don't feel like crying at movies! Anyway back to Pik Ee.
She would gasp and when Spock nearly crashed into the ship but survived she cried luckily. Hello, of course he wouldn't die. Kuan Ngee wasn't any better. When me and Pik Ee laughed she stayed silent. When it was the serious part and me and Pik Ee was silent she burst out laughing. Like WTH? Same thing like the people above us. They kept laughing at random things. Haha dun get me wrong guys, it's fun to watch with u all...except Kuan Ngee. Who cares if they've gone to skate? Stop smsing and watch the damn movie. XD
Haha after that we went ice skating. Not bad. I finally can skate without holding the side. Fell only once, so proud. Not bad lar but my feet hurt like hell after that. Haha kind of enjoyed the trip(of course mainly it was the movie) but still not bad. Damn you Helen and Sarah for not coming. Well, that's all I guess. Whoever who haven't watched Star Trek yet must watch. It's seriously worth it. Well farewell, Live long and prosper.
(Major spoiler alerts throughout the post. If possible ignore everything in purple if u dun wanna spoil the story. If u can't ignore the whole post and jump to the last 2 paragraphs) I mean I expected Kirk to get the girl, not Spock and it happened without the whole rivalry thing. And of course, future Spock didn't go back to the future.
So anyway, the characters were all lovable which surprised me. I mean I don't like all the characters in the show. Especially the girl, but they did it in such a way that you had no choice but to. The three captains (not Kirk) showed real leadership and knew how to protect their crew.
The one one the far left is this cute Russian kid, Chevov or something. His English is really funny. Wictor,Wictor! ANyway, he's funny cute and likable oh and he's 17.Next to him is James T. Kirk our very own hero. Ok he's hot. Not my type but even I have to admit he's hot. Dun really like his typical hero character but he is pretty well done (sorry I like mine rare XD). This pic so doesn't display his hotness. He's funny as well, says the most random things at times. 'I am Spock!' '...Bullshit!' Think he acted in Princess Diaries 2 or something. He's cool but I'll never forgive him for taunting Sylar oops I mean Spock like that even if Future Spock told him to. PoorSy-I mean Spock.
Besides him, towards the back it Scotty. Nice accent, can't remember from where tho. He's funny and I love his pet 'monkey'. It's eyes are creepy tho.
Besides him towards the front is Dr. Bones. His real name is Leonard(wth?) can't remember why they called him bones. At first I thought he was going to be the annoying divorced fella' but other than the first time, the divorce was never mentioned. Good fellow.
Ok next to him is Sulu(what kind of name is that?) Not sure what race he is(him or the actor). Read from somewhere he was Jap(Sulu). I was so sure he would die but then I recognize the name Sulu...wasn't he part of the crew? Then I knew he was safe. Haha I kept imagining Kumar(Harold and Kumar) popping out from the back tho.
Next to him is Uhura. Anything good I can say about her is spoilers so: I respect her cause they didn't try to do the whole love triangle and she being torn thing. They kept her loyal. Even then she knew when to comfort Spock and when to just back down. She isn't one of those clingy girls who get pissed off when their boy doesn't share his feelings. All in all I like her (I hardly like female characters) because she is different and she didn't steal screen time like all the other 'heroines'.
Last but not least Sy-Spock. Ok I mean like wow. I mean no real complaints except for the hair. The first Spock wears it better. As Pik Ee would say the 'Ah Wong hairstyle'(some canto show about a mentally retard man) It was so weird hearing him sprout all this logical, scientifical crap. Like Bones said: I'm not a physicist. Pik Ee, Zachary is HOT! I went to forums and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. I so wished I was Uhura. :'( He's a mighty fine kisser. Acting as superb, like most brilliant actors, he can convey emotions with his eyes. Haha obsessed rant again. I'm just so happy there are gonna be sequels. Tried to watch the first season. Couldn't stand the graphics and could barely understand them. Gave up.So anyway, it was so weird watching a movie with Pik Ee. She was so emotional throughout the movie. She was already teary eyed at the start. WTH? it wasn't even sad. Of course when I felt sad at the middle I had to keep telling myself 'You're wearing eye-liner, luv. You so dun want to smudge it.' Stupid PMS. I don't feel like crying at movies! Anyway back to Pik Ee.
She would gasp and when Spock nearly crashed into the ship but survived she cried luckily. Hello, of course he wouldn't die. Kuan Ngee wasn't any better. When me and Pik Ee laughed she stayed silent. When it was the serious part and me and Pik Ee was silent she burst out laughing. Like WTH? Same thing like the people above us. They kept laughing at random things. Haha dun get me wrong guys, it's fun to watch with u all...except Kuan Ngee. Who cares if they've gone to skate? Stop smsing and watch the damn movie. XD
Haha after that we went ice skating. Not bad. I finally can skate without holding the side. Fell only once, so proud. Not bad lar but my feet hurt like hell after that. Haha kind of enjoyed the trip(of course mainly it was the movie) but still not bad. Damn you Helen and Sarah for not coming. Well, that's all I guess. Whoever who haven't watched Star Trek yet must watch. It's seriously worth it. Well farewell, Live long and prosper.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Angry
I think most of you would know who I'm bloody pissed off at. The bloody bitch has no right to speak to me that way. Who does she think she is? Just because I don't say anything doesn't mean I have no feelings. For those who don't know who I'm talking about then I won't say since things online have a way of getting around. All I can say it's about my English paper (no it's not Valsala).
I showed Vanket(sp?) the damn paper and she explained to me patiently about what was wrong with it. Why can't the bloody bitch do that instead of making a bloody fuss? This is what she commented on my paper: No originality. Write something to your level and something you are familiar with. This is Good but does not reflect your own work. A mere regurgitation of what you had read.
How the hell does she know that I copied the bloody thing? Is it really so unbelievable that I could write that on my own? Then maybe I should feel complimented. Since it was so good she doesn't believe it was my work. Even Vangket was surprised and suspicious when I said this was original. I don't read much about abuse, I only know what I see on TV and I don't think my story was like anything I've seen.
Don't get me wrong, I so get the whole not suitable for SPM thing. Even Vangket agrees with it however that doesn't give that bitch(not Vangket) any right to talk to me like that and assume she knows what is going through my mind when she doesn't even know me.
That's about it guys I need to cool down for a while. I just get really pissed off when people try to tell me what I feel. Hello? My feelings or yours? Pity your daughter lar. Probably would end up like you anyway.
I showed Vanket(sp?) the damn paper and she explained to me patiently about what was wrong with it. Why can't the bloody bitch do that instead of making a bloody fuss? This is what she commented on my paper: No originality. Write something to your level and something you are familiar with. This is Good but does not reflect your own work. A mere regurgitation of what you had read.
How the hell does she know that I copied the bloody thing? Is it really so unbelievable that I could write that on my own? Then maybe I should feel complimented. Since it was so good she doesn't believe it was my work. Even Vangket was surprised and suspicious when I said this was original. I don't read much about abuse, I only know what I see on TV and I don't think my story was like anything I've seen.
Don't get me wrong, I so get the whole not suitable for SPM thing. Even Vangket agrees with it however that doesn't give that bitch(not Vangket) any right to talk to me like that and assume she knows what is going through my mind when she doesn't even know me.
That's about it guys I need to cool down for a while. I just get really pissed off when people try to tell me what I feel. Hello? My feelings or yours? Pity your daughter lar. Probably would end up like you anyway.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
WTF!? Speechless
How the hell could have Kris won? Even Kris knows he isn't as good as Adam. I mean seriously...
This is a quote from this girl in msn tv:-
America got it right an idol is someone you want your kids to look up to, with good values being gay is not a right, it usually comes from issues somewhere in your lifethat is not anything to model as a life style you would want yourkids to choose
What a b*tch! Seriously. Is she living in middle age? Gay people should not be discriminated but rather accepted. She then goes on to say that we should be faithful to God and not be gay or support gays. She even went as far to say God did not make Adam and Steve. If she truly was religeous then she should know that God created everyone. Gay, straight, white, black etc. She should go back to whatever rock she lived under.
(Takes a deep breath) So sorry about the rant. She got me so angry. I can't stand Christians (and Muslims) who go around saying they are better than others. I'm a Christian, a Catholic none the less and I feel very insulted by these close-minded people. Especially when they go around saying 'Only Christians will be saved' 'We Christians despise you' . Hello speak for yourself and not for everyone. You only embaress others. And the worst is they assume you are a terrible Christian if you don't share the same thoughts with them. Seriously man, enough.
Sigh. Back to American Idol. There is nothing wrong with Kris. I think he's a handsome dude but he just isn't talented enough. He played safe week after week. I mean this is American Idol take some risks like Adam did week after week. Yea Ring of Fire garnered complaints but it was a risk and there were people who actually liked it. It's great and all Kris can play the guitar (I'm not going to count the piano ><) and all but like I said this is a singing contest. The instuments are not for showing off how talented but to see whether it can bring out your vocals. People seem to forget that.
I was seriously 'oh my godding' when Kiss came out to sing with Adam. My eyes popped out of my socket and Adam could actually do it without being overshadowed by Kiss. And then the Queen song. It doesn'ty matter Adam didn't win, he'll be famous and become the next David Archuleta (eww I hate Archuleta). The biggest difference is only the title and I was so hoping for the first gay American Idol. Hopefully it shows that America doesn't discriminate but I was wrong.
The wierdest thing now is they say hackers got into the system to prevent Adam from winning. Like WTH? Modern technology really brings problems. Hopefully AI will up their system if this is true.
I just love it that Adam is so humble. It's so unsuiting of the persona he puts on on the stage but that's about it a persona. He is humble, sweet and can be the guy next door if he wanted to (but I don't want him to). My eyes popped out during the audition where he was so hyperactive. so unAdam like but like I said, stage persona.
I better start studying my chem now. Don't give up Adam. You will be a better star than Kris. Please come to Malaysia so I can scream my head off. XD
This is a quote from this girl in msn tv:-
America got it right an idol is someone you want your kids to look up to, with good values being gay is not a right, it usually comes from issues somewhere in your lifethat is not anything to model as a life style you would want yourkids to choose
What a b*tch! Seriously. Is she living in middle age? Gay people should not be discriminated but rather accepted. She then goes on to say that we should be faithful to God and not be gay or support gays. She even went as far to say God did not make Adam and Steve. If she truly was religeous then she should know that God created everyone. Gay, straight, white, black etc. She should go back to whatever rock she lived under.
(Takes a deep breath) So sorry about the rant. She got me so angry. I can't stand Christians (and Muslims) who go around saying they are better than others. I'm a Christian, a Catholic none the less and I feel very insulted by these close-minded people. Especially when they go around saying 'Only Christians will be saved' 'We Christians despise you' . Hello speak for yourself and not for everyone. You only embaress others. And the worst is they assume you are a terrible Christian if you don't share the same thoughts with them. Seriously man, enough.
Sigh. Back to American Idol. There is nothing wrong with Kris. I think he's a handsome dude but he just isn't talented enough. He played safe week after week. I mean this is American Idol take some risks like Adam did week after week. Yea Ring of Fire garnered complaints but it was a risk and there were people who actually liked it. It's great and all Kris can play the guitar (I'm not going to count the piano ><) and all but like I said this is a singing contest. The instuments are not for showing off how talented but to see whether it can bring out your vocals. People seem to forget that.
I was seriously 'oh my godding' when Kiss came out to sing with Adam. My eyes popped out of my socket and Adam could actually do it without being overshadowed by Kiss. And then the Queen song. It doesn'ty matter Adam didn't win, he'll be famous and become the next David Archuleta (eww I hate Archuleta). The biggest difference is only the title and I was so hoping for the first gay American Idol. Hopefully it shows that America doesn't discriminate but I was wrong.
The wierdest thing now is they say hackers got into the system to prevent Adam from winning. Like WTH? Modern technology really brings problems. Hopefully AI will up their system if this is true.
I just love it that Adam is so humble. It's so unsuiting of the persona he puts on on the stage but that's about it a persona. He is humble, sweet and can be the guy next door if he wanted to (but I don't want him to). My eyes popped out during the audition where he was so hyperactive. so unAdam like but like I said, stage persona.
I better start studying my chem now. Don't give up Adam. You will be a better star than Kris. Please come to Malaysia so I can scream my head off. XD
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